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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
A man applies for a job as mechanic. The boss says, "Can you
roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your
head?"
The mechanic nods, confused.
"Can you play lightsaber with your wrench and another man's
screwdriver?"
"Oh yes," says the mechanic.
"Can you bounce your screwdriver off the cement, grab it,
whirl it around and put it in your belt like a gun?"
"Sir, I've been doing that for years!" says the wanna-be
mechanic.
"Well in that case, I can't use you. I have 12 men doing
that already!" says the boss.
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Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the
flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in
singleness of heart, fearing God: and whatsoever ye do, do
it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men; knowing that
of the Lord ye shall receive the reward of the inheritance:
for ye serve the Lord Christ.
But he that doeth wrong shall receive for the wrong which
he hath done: and there is no respect of persons.
-Colossians 3:22
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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