Wednesday, September 23, 2009

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four
pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one piece.
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Now thanks be unto God, which always causeth us to triumph
in Christ, and maketh manifest the savour of his knowledge
by us in every place.

For we are unto God a sweet savour of Christ, in them that
are saved, and in them that perish: to the one we are the
savour of death unto death; and to the other the savour of
life unto life. And who is sufficient for these things?

For we are not as many, which corrupt the word of God: but
as of sincerity, but as of God, in the sight of God speak we
in Christ. -2 Corinthians 2:14

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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