Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Joke of the day - Bringing up Children

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How Many Feet?
School Jokes
Submitted by Fube Hyceinth

TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard?

STUDENT: It depends. If there are 3 people, then we have six feet!

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Bringing up Children
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Nagaraj Shenoy

I found my 10-year-old son reading a book titled "How to Bring Up Children Properly".

So I asked, "Sweetie, why are you reading that? It's for parents, so it's for me to read, not for you to read."

The son replied, "That's why I am reading it, to find out whether you are bringing me up properly."

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