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Animal Jokes
Submitted by D-Gellybean Farm Boy: My pop can't decide whether to get a new cow or tractor for his farm.
City Boy: He'd certainly look silly riding around on a cow.
Farm Boy: Yeah, but he would look a lot sillier milking a tractor!
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| Playing Ruthless
Sport Jokes
Submitted by Bumpa Hennigar His team was 20 points behind and the coach was desperate, so he looked down the bench to his 330 pound tackle that was not his brightest player. The coach called him over and asked him, "If I put you in, can you play ruthless?"
"I sure can coach! Which one is ruthless?"
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WisdomTips.com Emotions "It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time and you have the power to choose either."
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