Joke of the day - Isolation Room

Memorizing States and Capitals Kid Jokes Submitted by Ricky Gonzalez My 10 year old son got a little upset when he found out the reason why I had him practice and memorize states and their capitals. I told him, "Next week you have MAP testing."

Isolation Room Doctor Jokes Submitted by Harmonica Harry A guy goes to the doctor and after a thorough examination the doc says, "I'm going to put you in an isolation room." The guy replies, "Will that make me better?" "No. I am also going to put you on a diet of dry wafer biscuits." "Will that make me better?" "No," the doctor replied, "but it's the only food that'll fit under the door."

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