Joke of the day - Excused Absence

School Supplies School Jokes Submitted by Mary After registering for his high school classes, my son burst into the house, filled with excitement. "Dad," he announced in one breath, "I got all the classes I wanted. But I have to have my school supplies by tomorrow. I need a protractor and a compass for geometry, a dictionary for English, a dissecting kit for biology—and a car for driver's ed."

Excused Absence School Jokes Submitted by wadejagz One morning a call came in to the school office. "Hello, please mark William absent today. He's sick," said the caller. "Okay," said the receptionist. "May I ask who is speaking?" "My uncle," said William.

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