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Today's humor was submitted by Joe Herriges. Thanks Joe!

Two men went fishing. One was an experienced fisherman, the
other wasn't. Every time the experienced fisherman caught a
big fish, he put it in his ice chest to keep it fresh.
Whenever the inexperienced fisherman caught a big fish, he
threw it back.

The experienced fisherman watched this go on all day and
finally got tired of seeing the man waste good fish. "Why do
you keep throwing back all the big fish you catch?" he asked.

The inexperienced fisherman replied, "I only have a small
frying pan."

Sometimes, like that fisherman, we throwback the big plans,
big dreams, big jobs, big opportunities that God gives us.
Our faith is too small.
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But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he
that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is
a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. -Hebrews 11:6

And the apostles said unto the Lord, Increase our faith. And
the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed,
ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by
the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey
you.

But which of you, having a servant plowing or feeding cattle,
will say unto him by and by, when he is come from the field,
Go and sit down to meat?

And will not rather say unto him, Make ready wherewith I may
sup, and gird thyself, and serve me, till I have eaten and
drunken; and afterward thou shalt eat and drink? Doth he
thank that servant because he did the things that were
commanded him? I trow not.

So likewise ye, when ye shall have done all those things
which are commanded you, say, We are unprofitable servants:
we have done that which was our duty to do. -Luke 17:5

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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