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Elderly Jokes :: #660 By Peter Prestipino from USA. Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just waken up!" The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood." She raps the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Interacting with people :: #973 By connie moore from muskogee USA. Do you really cheat an honest person? In a world of common dis-honesty the issue of honesty is always addressed. All will say they speak the truth. In fact in their closest relationships are many lies. Big ones, small ones, white ones and naturally the unspoken ones. Let sleeping dogs lie they say. What they don't know won't hurt them. Etc. Should there be a truly honorable person in the web of deceit, it seems they are cheated of the decency of truth. Still they hardly waver from their own truths. This indeed maintains a sense of soul the others lack. This causes either an intense attraction or intense need to get away. Still honesty will stand over all attacks time and again. So do you really cheat an honest person? Or do you cheat yourself of untold potential.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com