Friday, March 31, 2017

Joke of the day - Did You Miss Me That Much?

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It's Probably Okay, Dad
Family Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.

"Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.

"Aw, Dad, it's probably okay," the son said. "The police car right behind us just did the same thing."

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Did You Miss Me That Much?
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

My husband had just lost 50 pounds when, after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken a job in a restaurant.

When I returned home after my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug. He seemed to cling to me longer than usual. "Did you really miss me that much today, dear?" I asked.

"No," came the reply. "But you smell so much like pancakes that I hate to let you go."

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If You Toot Your Horn

"If you toot your horn TOO loud, you can't hear the rest of the band playing."


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