Joke of the day - Did You Miss Me That Much?

It's Probably Okay, Dad Family Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "Aw, Dad, it's probably okay," the son said. "The police car right behind us just did the same thing."

Did You Miss Me That Much? Relationship Jokes Submitted by HENNE My husband had just lost 50 pounds when, after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken a job in a restaurant. When I returned home after my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug. He seemed to cling to me longer than usual. "Did you really miss me that much today, dear?" I asked. "No," came the reply. "But you smell so much like pancakes that I hate to let you go."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com If You Toot Your Horn "If you toot your horn TOO loud, you can't hear the rest of the band playing."

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