Joke of the day - Change of Plans

Reporting for Duty Marriage Jokes Submitted by sravanthi A soldier in my National Guard platoon became concerned when the Army insisted that he sign up for direct deposit. "It's not going to work for me," he said, panicked. "Why not?" I asked. "Because I use my Guard pay for spending money." "So?" "For the past ten years, I've been telling my wife that I serve for free!"

Change of Plans Marriage Jokes Submitted by HENNE A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. "It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas," the friend observed. "But didn't you tell me you were planning to visit Colorado?" "Well," the husband said, "we changed our plans because, uh..." His wife cut in, "Oh, tell the truth, Fred!" Fred was completely silent. After a long pause, the wife continued, "You know, it's just ridiculous! Fred simply will not use any navigation devices or ask for directions!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com None So Blind "There are none so blind as those that can see."

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