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Today's humor was submitted by Dane Meckler...

A guy entered the cafe to place an order for food.

"I want 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights."

The waitress didn't have a clue about what he wanted, but
not desiring to appear stupid she decided to go to the
kitchen & ask the cook.

"This guy out there just ordered 3 flat tires & a pair of
headlights," she said. "What is he thinking? Does this look
like an auto parts store?"

"No" the cook replied, "3 flat tires means 3 pancakes, and a
pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up."

"Oh, I get it," the waitress said. Soon the waitress appears
in front of the customer with a bowl of beans.

"What are the beans for?" the customer asked.

The waitress replied, "I thought while you were waiting for
the flat tires & headlights you might want to gas up."
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There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat
and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in
his labour. This also I saw, that it was from the hand of
God.

For who can eat, or who else can hasten hereunto, more than
I? For God giveth to a man that is good in his sight wisdom,
and knowledge, and joy: but to the sinner he giveth travail,
to gather and to heap up, that he may give to him that is
good before God. This also is vanity and vexation of spirit.
-Ecclesiastes 2:24

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Joe Cosity

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