Monday, June 21, 2010

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And he said unto them, Is a candle brought to be put under a
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By Tabish Rizvi from Karachi Sindh Pakistan

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication." Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"


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Burning candles and your health
Scientists have recently examined whether burning candles can be a source of indoor air pollution. They've found a couple of important things.

First. - They've determined that some candles on the market, mostly those that are imported, still contain lead in the wick as a stiffening agent. Most U.S. candle manufacturers stopped using lead in candles in 1974. Research shows that burning lead-wick candles can cause exposure to harmful amount of lead.

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