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| 21st Century Newspaper
Family Jokes
Submitted by merk I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.".
I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him!
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| The Brave Wife
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Harry F A husband and wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or novocaine because I am in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You are a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Tongue Too Sharply Don't use your tongue to sharply with others. Because one day it will be the knife that slices your head off. |
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