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TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. Its ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Think of a number.

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How easily are you led?

Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the
concision. For we are the circumcision, which worship God
in the spirit, and rejoice in Christ Jesus, and have no
confidence in the flesh.

Though I might also have confidence in the flesh. If any
other man thinketh that he hath whereof he might trust in
the flesh, I more: Circumcised the eighth day, of the stock
of Israel, of the tribe of Benjamin, an Hebrew of the
Hebrews; as touching the law, a Pharisee; concerning zeal,
persecuting the church; touching the righteousness which is
in the law, blameless.

But what things were gain to me, those I counted loss for
Christ. Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for
the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord: for
whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count
them but dung, that I may win Christ, and be found in him,
not having mine own righteousness, which is of the law, but
that which is through the faith of Christ, the righteousness
which is of God by faith.

That I may know him, and the power of his resurrection, and
the fellowship of his sufferings, being made conformable unto
his death; If by any means I might attain unto the
resurrection of the dead.

Not as though I had already attained, either were already
perfect: but I follow after, if that I may apprehend that
for which also I am apprehended of Christ Jesus.

Brethren, I count not myself to have apprehended: but this
one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind,
and reaching forth unto those things which are before, I
press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of
God in Christ Jesus.

Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and
if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal
even this unto you.

Nevertheless, whereto we have already attained, let us walk
by the same rule, let us mind the same thing. Brethren, be
followers together of me, and mark them which walk so as ye
have us for an ensample. For many walk, of whom I have told
you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the
enemies of the cross of Christ: whose end is destruction,
whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame,
who mind earthly things.

For our conversation is in heaven; from whence also we look
for the Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ: who shall change our
vile body, that it may be fashioned like unto his glorious
body, according to the working whereby he is able even to
subdue all things unto himself. -Philippians 3:2

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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