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The Joke of The Day
Kid Jokes :: #3743
By Anonymous from USA.

His father sends a small boy to bed. Five

minutes later....

"Da-ad...."

"What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No. You had your

chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."

"WHAT!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"




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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Relationships :: #2615
By Ashley from hanover park USA.

Getting over the heartbreak
"Someday you will cry for me like I cried for you.

Someday you will miss me like I missed you, you'll need me like I needed you and someday you'll love me but I wont love you."



 
 
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