Joke of the day - Lunch Swap

Starting that Diet Misc Jokes Submitted by stee My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. "Good!" I exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first." "Great!" she replied. "I'll ride with you."

Lunch Swap Food Jokes Submitted by HENNE Two businessmen walk into a diner in the countryside. They have decided to stop there for lunch, so without ordering anything they sit down, take out sandwiches from their bags and begin to eat them. The waiter sees this and says to them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" So the businessmen look at each other, shrug, and swap sandwiches.

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Fear of Living When you conquer your fear of death, you will conquer your fear of living.

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