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| You Must Admire His Honesty
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous His girlfriend’s father was interviewing Young Charles.
“So,” said the father, “you want to be my son-in-law, do you?"
“No, not particularly,” said Charles tactlessly, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, have I?”
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| College Meals
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.
“What kind of pie do you call this?” asked one student indignantly.
“What’s it taste like?” asked the cook.
“Glue!”
“Then it’s apple pie... the plum pie tastes like soap.”
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