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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #17372
By sleepykid500 from NY USA.
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing? "The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize. "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."
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Self-Improvement :: #4165
By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA.
THE RELATIVITY OF ATTITUDES
When we regard another as superior, we have just made him that; when we regard ourselves as inferior, we have just made ourselves that.
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