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Scifi Jokes :: #307
By Jrock from Killeen TX USA.
The two inventors of the bungee rope went to Spain to test their invention. They built a 50-foot tower and, once completed, one of the guys stood on the edge of the platform and dove into the air with the rope tied to his feet. The other guy, standing up on the platform, waited until his friend returned up so that he could grab him. The first time his friend sprung up, he tried to grab him but missed and noticed that his head was swollen. The next time, he missed again and again there was a bruise on his head and face. This time, with much concern, he dove forward to get his partner, pulled him in and asked, "What happened? Is the cord too long?" His partner replied with his face all bloody, "What is piñata?"
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Education :: #618
By Sikiru Rabiu from Lagos Nigeria
Learn to be wise
1. Don't spread the net when the bird you want to catch is watching.
2. Ornithological specimen of identical plumage invariably conglomerate to the nearest proximity. in other words, birds of a feather flock together.
3. It is better to be a lion a day than to be a sheep all your life time.
4. It is only a mad man and a fool that will not change while others do.
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