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| Not the Gibson Guitar!
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by clipper01 The wife, whose husband has a collection of guitars, was before the judge after smashing every single one of them.
The judge ask s, "First offender?"
She replied, "No, your honor. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
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| What Would You Like to Hear?
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Nitin Malhotra After dying in a car crash, three friends find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven. Each one was asked, "When you are in your casket, what would you like to hear your friends and family saying about you?"
Sean says, "I would like to hear them say I was a great doctor and a great family man."
Karl says, "I would like to hear them say I was a wonderful husband and an excellent teacher who made a difference in children's lives."
Juan says, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'"
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WisdomTips.com Only Humans It's strange that humans, the only animal with the power of reason, doesn't protect it's habitat, community, or species. |
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