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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
One morning after she woke up from sleeping all night, a
woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a
pearl necklace for our anniversary today. What do you think
it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he replied.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and
gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The
Meaning of Dreams."
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Are you enthralled with dreams of earthly possessions?
If ye then be risen with Christ, seek those things which are
above, where Christ sitteth on the right hand of God. Set
your affection on things above, not on things on the earth.
For ye are dead, and your life is hid with Christ in God.
When Christ, who is our life, shall appear, then shall ye
also appear with him in glory. Mortify therefore your
members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness,
inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness,
which is idolatry: For which things' sake the wrath of God
cometh on the children of disobedience: In the which ye also
walked some time, when ye lived in them.
But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice,
blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth. Lie not
one to another, seeing that ye have put off the old man with
his deeds; And have put on the new man, which is renewed in
knowledge after the image of him that created him: Where
there is neither Greek nor Jew, circumcision nor
uncircumcision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond nor free: but
Christ is all, and in all.
Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved,
bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness,
longsuffering; Forbearing one another, and forgiving one
another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as
Christ forgave you, so also do ye.
And above all these things put on charity, which is the bond
of perfectness. And let the peace of God rule in your hearts,
to the which also ye are called in one body; and be ye
thankful. -Colossians 3:1
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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