Friday, March 24, 2017

Joke of the day - Fishy Dinner

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You Can Stay
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Submitted by HENNE

The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step.

She asks, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

The man says, "Sure you can." And he closes the door.

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Fishy Dinner
Family Jokes
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A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food from staring.

The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him. He asked her, "Excuse me little girl, but why do you keep staring at me?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior, and the table went quiet for her response. The little girl said, "I just want to see how you drink like a fish."

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"Never close your lips to those whom have opened your heart."

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