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Elderly Jokes :: #11346
By Anonymous from USA.
Maurice an 82 year-old man went to the doctor for his physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Maurice walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later do doctor spoke to Maurice and said, "You're really dong great, aren't you?"
Maurice replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: "Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I did not say that. I said, "You got a heart murmur. Be careful."
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Self-Improvement :: #3102
By Sean Morrow from Simcoe Canada
Trust is a Boundary
Trust is a boundary: yet not known to mankind. It has shaped our existence, but dwelled in our sight. To trust is to love without fear. Though the truth be told, trust is followed by jealousy; an unknown entity in the world of love. A fear held by all, but revealed by few. The world is not a perfect place. It holds heartache, disappointment and anguish. But the world of love can be a wonderful thing. With sorrow comes friendship. With pain comes passion. But at the base of them all lays trust: the beginning of all and the basis of life. Trust is the foundation that we must pursue in the face of love. For without it, it leaves us with nothing but fear.
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