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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #2617
By Rachel T. from Baton Rouge Louisiana USA.
Hoss rode into town to buy a bull. Unfortunately, when he bought it, he was left with one dollar. Hoss needed to tell his wife to come with the truck and get the bull, but telegrams cost one dollar per word. Hoss said to the telegram man,"OK. I have my one word-'comfortable'." Why do you want to tell her that?" asked the telegram man. "Oh, she's not the best reader," Hoss said. "She'll read it really slowly". (Com-for-ta-ble, get it?)
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One-Liners :: #747
By Sherian Figard from Chester USA.
THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM
I have often been told that wisdom begins when we realize that we know nothing.
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