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| One Will Do
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Rajesh A kid asked his mother, "Mom, can you buy me those two toys that we had seen at the store the other day?"
His mother replied, "I will buy you one of them. One is enough to keep you busy at playtime."
Later that day, the kid started doing his homework. The mother said, "Remember that you have two activities as homework today."
The kid replied, "I will do one of them. One is enough to keep me busy at study time."
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| The Price of Snoring
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring. She called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering".
"Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and then payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras."
"Wow!" the woman exclaimed, "sounds like leasing a new sports car!"
"Hmmm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Using Fear to Move Forward Feel the fear and figure out what it is trying to tell you. Fear is your internal alarm system.
It alerts you to potential harm, but not necessarily harm. It could also be opportunity.
Fear often lets you know that you are on the right path and you need to keep going! |
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