Saturday, October 29, 2016

Joke of the day - I'm On the Eraser Diet

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Is That An Innie Or An Outie?
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Alan Valentine

I can spot an innie and an outie belly button on the beach from a mile away. ..

That's because I graduated with honors from the U.S Navel Academy.


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I'm On the Eraser Diet
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by sravanthi

When I stepped on the scale at my doctor’s office, I was surprised to see that I weighed 144 pounds.

“Why don’t you just take off that last four?” I joked to the nurse’s aide as she made a notation on my chart.

A few moments later, my doctor came in and flipped through the chart.

“I see you’ve lost weight,” he said. “You’re down to... 14 pounds???”

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The Rule of Life

Evaluation of today’s most dominant thoughts determine one's tomorrow, for tomorrow becomes your today when tomorrow comes.


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