Joke of the day - I'm On the Eraser Diet

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I'm On the Eraser Diet Doctor Jokes Submitted by sravanthi When I stepped on the scale at my doctor’s office, I was surprised to see that I weighed 144 pounds. “Why don’t you just take off that last four?” I joked to the nurse’s aide as she made a notation on my chart. A few moments later, my doctor came in and flipped through the chart. “I see you’ve lost weight,” he said. “You’re down to... 14 pounds???”

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