Joke of the day - Communication Chain

The "H" Word Family Jokes Submitted by catlover I informed my grandson that our cousin was coming to the swimming pool with us. He sighed, "Oh no. The H word." Alarmed, I inquired, "The H word?" "Yup," he answered. "Hugs!"

Communication Chain Misc Jokes Submitted by wadejagz When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it." A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was "Mom." "Martin," she said, "you left your cell phone at the convenience store."

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