Sunday, April 16, 2017

Joke of the day - Communication Chain

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The "H" Word
Family Jokes
Submitted by catlover

I informed my grandson that our cousin was coming to the swimming pool with us. He sighed, "Oh no. The H word."

Alarmed, I inquired, "The H word?"

"Yup," he answered. "Hugs!"


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Communication Chain
Misc Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it."

A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was "Mom."

"Martin," she said, "you left your cell phone at the convenience store."


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