Monday, May 1, 2017

Joke of the day - The 40 Year Curse

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Relative Comfort
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Submitted by Mary

As my sister relaxed on the couch, her head comfortably leaning against the crook of her husband's arm, her cell phone beeped.

She looked at her phone. It was a text message from her husband.

The message: "Please Move."

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The 40 Year Curse
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Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

An old woman goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse she has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Perhaps, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old woman says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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The Three Enemies

These are the three enemies of personal peace….
1. Regret over yesterday's mistakes.
2. Anxiety over tomorrow's problems.
3. And ingratitude for today's blessings.


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