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Animal Jokes :: #5346
By laura from United Kingdom
One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog. He goes over to the man and asks: 'does your dog bite?' the old man replies 'No never'. When the man bends down to stroke the dog, it immediately takes a snap at his hand. The man says 'I thought you said your dog did not bite! 'I did' replies the old man, but this isn't my dog!'
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Love & Dating :: #259
By Dylan Peterson from Los Angeles USA.
Wedding Jitters
Everyone gets nervous before the BIG day, when you suddenly look forward to an uncertain future and face up to the fact that your life is going to change. When you start getting jittery look back on the life you have shared up until this moment. Try remebering your first kiss together, the first "I love you" that was said, and your wedding jitters will fade away.
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