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Can You Hum It? Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous Tony was a pianist and was practicing late one night. There was a tap on the door, when he opened it his landlord was standing outside the door.
The landlord asked, "Do you know there is a sick lady upstairs?"
Tony answered, "No, I haven't heard that song. Can you please hum it a little?"
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Change for A Twenty Misc Jokes Submitted by A Fish Lover A woman who ran to the mall for a quick errand lost her purse, but an honest teenage boy returned it to her.
The woman looked inside her purse and remarked, "That's strange. Earlier I had a $20 bill inside, but now it's gone, and instead I see two fives and a ten."
"That's right," the boy explained. "The last time I found a lady's purse, she did not have change for a reward."
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