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Kid Jokes :: #13092
By Lynda Richman from Oxnard CA USA.
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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Famous Quote :: #99
By Les Bautista from Chicago USA.
Something to think about
The content of a man's character, is not where he stands in times of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy
-Martin Luther King Jr.
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