Wednesday, December 22, 2010

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his
said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-
drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake
Jeep?"
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Surely men of low degree are vanity, and men of high degree
are a lie: to be laid in the balance, they are altogether
lighter than vanity.

Trust not in oppression, and become not vain in robbery: if
riches increase, set not your heart upon them. God hath
spoken once; twice have I heard this; that power belongeth
unto God.

Also unto thee, O Lord, belongeth mercy: for thou renderest
to every man according to his work. -Psalms 62:9

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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