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Puns :: #23620
By Freddie Pitz from Nepean(Ottawa) Ontario Canada
A man and a woman are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly, the woman got something stuck in her throat, causing her to choke. The man rushes outside, cuts a limb off a tree and whacks the woman across the back with it, dislodging the object in her throat. The headline in the paper read "Man gives woman the hemlock maneuver"
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Miscellaneous :: #3357
By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA.
THE LIMITS OF FREEDOM
Its citizens doing anything that they want; that is chaos do not measure the freedom of a nation.
Its citizens being free from worry that is dependency do not measure the freedom of a nation.
Its citizens having their dreams fulfilled by government do not measure the freedom of a nation; that is the responsibility of the individual.
The freedom of a nation however, is measured by the absence of restraints placed upon its citizens by government other than those restraints that prevent its citizens from interfering with the freedoms of others.
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