Joke of the day - World’s Biggest Nose?

Bread Humor Misc Jokes Submitted by Quantum321 At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. I asked the keeper, "How did that toast get into the cage?" "It was bread in captivity," she replied.

World's Biggest Nose? Puns Submitted by D-Gellybean John: Do you know how big the world's biggest nose was? David: Eleven inches John: That's not very long. David: If it was any longer, it would be a foot.

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