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Kid Jokes :: #3912
By Anonymous from USA.
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
"Well, Dad," said Pete, " I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
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Words of Knowledge :: #2389
By Isabel from TX USA.
Inner insite
The persons that seem to be the strongest, are the ones who are most weak.
~The persons that always defend others, are the ones who most need your help.
~The persons that spend most their time visiting others, are the ones who most need your company.
~The persons that spend most of the time helping others, are the ones who most need help.
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