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Kid Jokes :: #14544
By Aaliyah Jones from USA.
A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table.
"What are you doing?" asked his mom.
"The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken," said the little boy. "I'm looking for the seal."
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Interpersonal Skills :: #1732
By Jamie Khalidi from Mumbai India
Silence is Golden
Speech needs company; silence needs solitude
Speech wants to conquer others; silence helps conquer oneself
Speech demands respect, silence commands it
Speech is self -expression; silence is self-experience
Speech is mind bound, silence is soul bound
Speech asserts ego; silence effaces it
Speech dissipates ego; silence conserves it
Speech is human; silence is divine
Speech receives appreciation; silence receives adoration
Great works are inspired by speech but written in silence
Life is a flower; silence is its fragrance
We surround ourselves with noise, because we are uncomfortable with silence.
We fill our lives with distractions, because we are reluctant to confront
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