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Student: Dad, can you write in the dark?

Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?

Student: Your name on this report card.
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Woe unto them that seek deep to hide their counsel from the
LORD, and their works are in the dark, and they say, Who
seeth us? and who knoweth us?

Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed
as the potter's clay: for shall the work say of him that
made it, He made me not? or shall the thing framed say of
him that framed it, He had no understanding?

Is it not yet a very little while, and Lebanon shall be
turned into a fruitful field, and the fruitful field shall
be esteemed as a forest?

And in that day shall the deaf hear the words of the book,
and the eyes of the blind shall see out of obscurity, and
out of darkness. The meek also shall increase their joy in
the LORD, and the poor among men shall rejoice in the Holy
One of Israel.

For the terrible one is brought to nought, and the scorner
is consumed, and all that watch for iniquity are cut off:
That make a man an offender for a word, and lay a snare for
him that reproveth in the gate, and turn aside the just for
a thing of nought.

Therefore thus saith the LORD, who redeemed Abraham,
concerning the house of Jacob, Jacob shall not now be
ashamed, neither shall his face now wax pale.

But when he seeth his children, the work of mine hands, in
the midst of him, they shall sanctify my name, and sanctify
the Holy One of Jacob, and shall fear the God of Israel.

They also that erred in spirit shall come to understanding,
and they that murmured shall learn doctrine. -Isaiah 29:15

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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