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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #5101 By ~*^*~AnOnYmOuS AnGeL~*^*~ from Edmonton Alberta Canada Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed "Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river." suddenly the man became very strong and swam across the river. The next man thought: if it worked for him, it'll work for me. So he knelt down and prayed "Lord give the skills and the strength to cross the river." the man built a canoe and rowed himself across the river. The last man thought: if it worked for both of them, I know it'll work for me. So he also knelt down and prayed "Lord give me the wisdom and knowledge to cross the river." He turned into a woman and walked across the bridge. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Famous Quote :: #245 By Jannicka Schmidt from Stockholm Sweden Worship Truth Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense of truth. --Johann Georg von Zimmermann     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Her Side of the Story:

He was in an odd mood Saturday night.
We planned to meet at a bar for a drink.
I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I
thought it might have been my fault
because I was a bit later than I promised, but
he didn't say anything much about it. The
conversation was very slow going so I thought
we should go off somewhere more intimate
so we could talk more privately. We went
to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny.
I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder
whether it was me or something else.
I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really
sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back home,
I said that I loved him deeply and he just
put his arm around me. I didn't know
what the hell that meant because you know
The didn't say it back or anything. We finally got
back home and I was wondering if he
was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk
but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly,
I said I was going to go to bed.
Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and
To my surprise, we made love. But, he still
seemed really distracted, so afterwards I
just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep.
I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean,
I really think he's seeing someone else.

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His Side of the Story:

The Lakers lost. Got laid though.

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