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| The Cow Likes Oranges
Animal Jokes
Submitted by ERS A squirrel was sitting in an apple tree. All of a sudden a cow started climbing up the tree. Surprised to see a climbing cow the squirrel asked the newcomer, "What the heck are you doing here?"
The cow replied, "I thought I'd eat some oranges."
"But this is an apple tree."
"I know. I brought my own."
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| I Know Exactly Where I Am
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Quantum321 A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. He wife calls and asks if he is drunk. The man replies, "Of course not!"
Being suspicious that he is drunk, she says, "Okay then, tell me where you are and I will come and get you."
The drunk replies, "I am at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK!"
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