Joke of the day - Leaving Dan In My Will

Best Friends Misc Jokes Submitted by Marty Billy always had problems with math so he used his fingers and toes for adding and subtracting. One day he didn't have enough fingers or toes to figure out the problem. His best friend took off his shoes and held up his fingers so Billy could figure it out. The moral of the story is that in times of need, you can always 'count on' your best friend!

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Leaving Dan In My Will Lawyer Jokes Submitted by HENNE A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. "To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million," the attorney reads. "To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million." "And finally," the lawyer concludes, "to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong. Hi Dan!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com When to Follow Yourself The best reason to act wiser than we are is that by so doing we may become wiser than we were.

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