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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Wisdom has two parts:
1) Having a lot to say
2) Not saying it

A woman went to the counter to purchase a drinking bowl for
her dog. The clerk asked, "Would you like it inscribed 'For
The Dog'?"

"It doesn't really matter," the woman answered. "My husband
doesn't drink water and the dog can't read."
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And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all
things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are
true and faithful. And he said unto me, It is done. I am
Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto
him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life
freely.

He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be
his God, and he shall be my son. But the fearful, and
unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and
whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars,
shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire
and brimstone: which is the second death. -Revelation 21:5

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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