Joke of the day - Getting In Shape

What Kind Of Exercise Do Lazy People Do? Puns Submitted by srg What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.

Getting In Shape Doctor Jokes Submitted by iamacutie I went to my Doctor and he suggested I do some exercises. Here is my new regiment... 1. Jump to conclusions 2. Climb the walls 3. Drag my heels 4. Push my luck 5. Make mountains out of molehills 6. Bend over backwards 7. Run in circles 8. Put my foot in my mouth

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Virtue "Virtue has never been as respectable as money." - Mark Twain -

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Joke of the day - Border Disagreement

Tech Support Technology Jokes Submitted by Daphnedoo How many phone savvy techs does it take to teach you how to use your new iPhone? None. It only takes a teenager.

Border Disagreement Elderly Jokes Submitted by wadejagz An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed woman lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One day her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in North Dakota. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?" "What do I think?" his mother said. "Sign it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another one of those Canadian winters!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Never Close "Never close your heart off completely. Because then you'll no longer be open to love!" - Julie Sullivan -

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Joke of the day - The Magic Penny

Do the Unthinkable One Liner Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable... They read the manual!

The Magic Penny Family Jokes Submitted by Mary We had just finished tucking our five kids into bed when three-year-old Billy began to wail. Turns out, he had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die. Desperate to calm him, my husband palmed a penny that he had in his pocket and pretended to pull it from Billy's ear. Billy was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from my husband's hand, swallowed it, and demanded, "Do it again!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Freedom "Freedom is not at all worth having if it does not include the freedom to commit mistakes." - M.K. GANDHI -

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