Friday, June 30, 2017

Joke of the day - Getting In Shape

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What Kind Of Exercise Do Lazy People Do?
Puns
Submitted by srg

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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Getting In Shape
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by iamacutie

I went to my Doctor and he suggested I do some exercises. Here is my new regiment...

1. Jump to conclusions
2. Climb the walls
3. Drag my heels
4. Push my luck
5. Make mountains out of molehills
6. Bend over backwards
7. Run in circles
8. Put my foot in my mouth


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