Joke of the day - Getting In Shape

What Kind Of Exercise Do Lazy People Do? Puns Submitted by srg What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.

Getting In Shape Doctor Jokes Submitted by iamacutie I went to my Doctor and he suggested I do some exercises. Here is my new regiment... 1. Jump to conclusions 2. Climb the walls 3. Drag my heels 4. Push my luck 5. Make mountains out of molehills 6. Bend over backwards 7. Run in circles 8. Put my foot in my mouth

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