Joke of the day - Grammar Kills

Just Like Algebra Misc Jokes Submitted by iamacutie Relationships are a lot like algebra... Have you ever looked at your 'X' and wondered 'Y'?

Grammar Kills Puns Submitted by Mary The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new apprentice willing to work long, hard hours. He instructed the boy, "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer." The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he's the new village blacksmith.

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Courage "Courage is more exhilarating than fear and in the long run, it is easier." - Eleanor Roosevelt -

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