Joke of the day - She's the Other Half

Humpty Dumpty Kid Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall... Humpty Dumpty had a great fall... All the king's horses and all the king's men... Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

She's the Other Half Entertainment Jokes Submitted by THE MAN While shopping in the produce department of the local grocery store, a demanding customer asked to have a watermelon cut in half. I told the lady that we don't normally do this. After being pushed for about five minutes, I took the melon to the backroom and said to my co-worker John, "I need this cut in half so this mean lady can buy it." I did not know that she had followed me to the backroom. I turned around and quickly said, "And this lady would like the other half!"

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