Joke of the day - I Will Miss Them

Got G-A-S? One Liner Jokes Submitted by catlover What ten-letter word starts with G-A-S? Automobile!

I Will Miss Them Misc Jokes Submitted by Marty My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit. I wouldn't answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions. Instructions read: "Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Zero Speed Limit One can destroy more in one minute with the tongue, than in a year with the hands.

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