Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Joke of the day - I Will Miss Them

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Got G-A-S?
One Liner Jokes
Submitted by catlover

What ten-letter word starts with G-A-S?

Automobile!

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I Will Miss Them
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Marty

My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit.

I wouldn't answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions.

Instructions read: "Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children."

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Zero Speed Limit

One can destroy more in one minute with the tongue, than in a year with the hands.


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